Can't We All Just Get Along?

Occupy Toronto protesters sobbed when police came in and tore down their makeshift library. Aw...

Top 10 Richest Celebrities Supporting Wall Street Protests

~say again?~

#1 Yoko Ono Net Worth - $500 million.

Ono stated “I love ‘Occupy Wall Street’! John is sending his smile to ‘Occupy Wall Street’. I am sending my love to ‘Occupy Wall Street’. We are all working together. ”

#2 Russell Simmons Net Worth - $325 million

Keep in mind that on top of being a hip-hop mogul Simmons is the founder of a high fee credit card company called UniRush Financial Services.

#3 Roseanne Barr Net Worth - $80 million

Roseanne thinks anyone with over $100 million should be beheaded. Interesting that her net worth is $80 million. I guess she doesnt make “the cut”.

#4 Deepak Chopra Net Worth - $80 million

Chopra said #OWS is turning anger into awareness. The fortune he has made off his fluff filled books has just turned me to anger.

#5 Kanye West Net Worth - $70 million

#6 Alec Baldwin Net Worth - $65 million

#7 Susan Sarandon Net Worth - $50 million

#8 Michael Moore Net Worth - $50 million

#9 Tim Robbins Net Worth - $50 million

#10 Nancy Pelosi Net Worth - $35.5 million

I'm sure this list is going to change over time, so please continue checking back in to see what other hypocrites are added in the days and weeks to come.

Thanks, Brian.

*****Update: The prepaid credit card that Simmons's UniRush offers charges an average monthly fee of $15.90 just to use your own money. I wonder how many of the Wall Street bank-hating protesters he supports know that.

h/t to NewsBusters

Trailer Trash In A Suit And Tie

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Bwahaha!

Srsly, you just gotta love those silly ladies of the View...They're so much fun...

Pubescent

Mr. Obama was asked by Rolling Stone whether Fox News is “a good institution for America and for democracy.”

...“It’s a point of view that I think is ultimately destructive for the long-term growth of a country that has a vibrant middle class and is competitive in the world.”

H/T to The Blaze

Oh No He Di'nt...

While visiting Epcot Center in Florida, a Pennsylvania woman alleges that a Disney employee dressed as Donald Duck grabbed her...

@ Smoking Gun

Aww...

TomorrowToday President Obama will make history by becoming the first sitting president to appearon a daytime talk show. This is perhaps less exciting than it might have been were Obama not such a ubiquitous presence in the media. However considering it comes on the heels of the Shirley Sherrod debacle (perhaps, intentionally so) Obama’s appearance on The View will likely provide at least some good soundbites.

@ Mediaite
I wonder what would happen if he were to appear on Jerry Springer..?

Awww...

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During the interview Wednesday, when confronted with the anxiety that some Israelis feel toward him, Obama said that “some of it may just be the fact that my middle name is Hussein, and that creates suspicion.”

“I think that sometimes, particularly in the Middle East, there’s the feeling of the friend of my enemy must be my enemy, and the truth of the matter is that my outreach to the Muslim community is designed precisely to reduce the antagonism and the dangers posed by a hostile Muslim world to Israel and to the West” More...

Seriously. Does his comment really surprise anyone? It shouldn't. The narcissistic behavior of this man has always been about HIM. It's about The One....not His policies.

Suck Face

Al Gore and Tipper's split announcement shocked pretty much everyone. Al and Tipper have been together for 40 years, leading many to speculate that another woman had to be involved.
Now the National Enquirer reports that Al dumped Tipper because he was tired of her jealousy and accusations. “She’s always believed there was something going on between Al and many of the women in his life.” She reportedly had no proof that Al ever cheated.

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Hatefreezonehopeshechokes

Via Ed Morrissey at Hot Air. Two protest signs against Sarah Palin.

Maybe it’s just me, but does anyone else see the irony in the juxtaposition of these two protest signs outside of an appearance by Sarah Palin in Eugene, Oregon?

Sum Ting Wong

A British woman has suddenly started speaking with a Chinese accent after suffering a severe migraine, she said in comments quoted by British media Tuesday.

Sarah Colwill believes she has Foreign Accent Syndrome (FAS) which has caused her distinctive West Country drawl to be replaced with a Chinese twang, even though she has never even visited the country.

...Colwill added: "The first few weeks of the accent was quite funny but to think I am stuck with this Chinese accent is getting me down. My voice has started to annoy me now. It is not my voice."

Ed Zachary Disease: A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid that there might be something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist, so she did.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose."

The woman did as she was told.

Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery reery fass back to me."

So she did.

Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, dat why you not
haf sex or dates." Confused, the woman asked, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what
is Ed Zachary disease?"

Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied, "Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

What A Fool Believes

"We've decided for now not to join a single church."

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He doesn't want to "be disruptive" to the people, or any congregation causing commotion. But going out on date nights with Michelle to New York with his motorcade blocking off streets and closing down nearby shops, is okay to do.

All whilst Matt Lauer nods, "yes massa."

Socialized Medicine

What a rotten day this turned out for me after hearing the health care reform legislation had been passed. What the hell is wrong with these politicians? Every single one of those Democraps. Where does Nancy Pelosi and her ilks find the nerve to ignore the American people? How is it possible that they just don't care that the majority have spoken?

When this socialized medicine becomes law, what's going to happen to my handicapped child then? What's going to happen when the government will be the deciding factor if my handicapped child will be eligible to live? What will happen when the government decides that my child with disabilities is not a productive part of this society, so they will ration her care to the point that she will not survive the little care that she receives? Because her health is so fragile, what will happen when the government will decide that they can't afford to give her an ultrasound for having a simple tummy ache? But in fact, a simple tummy ache for her could be life threatening. My daughter cannot take generic anti-convulsant medication. What will happen to her when the government will take away our Brand name medication which has been controlling the life threatening convulsive epilepsy that she has? Generic medicine will surely kill her. The government will kill her. They will decide whether my daughter should live or die. And they could care less either way, that's obvious by the decision they've made not to listen to the American people.

What can I do? Who can I rely on? Who can I trust? We're at the mercy of these politicians. The doctor's will also have their hands tied by these morons. My daughter will surely die under this government controlled socialized medicine. That I know is certain. If that isn't enough to fill me with disdain, I don't know what is. If someone can tell me otherwise...I'm all ears.
Frankly.....politics is bullshit.

Pain n' Suffering

Stupid is as Stupid does.

Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that a boyfriend-stealing, "milkaholic" baby in its latest commercial -- who happens to be named Lindsay -- was modeled after her. And she wants $100 million for her pain and suffering, The Post has learned.

~but enuff about me damnit~

What Happens In La-La Land..Stays In La-La Land

LOS ANGELES -- Lawmakers in California will have to watch their language next week because it's been officially deemed "Cuss Free Week."

The Assembly passed a resolution Thursday, which must be approved by the Senate, forcing lawmakers to swear off swear words during the first week in March.

The resolution is designed to promote harmony and good manners, according to Assemblyman Anthony Portantino, D- La Canada Flintridge, who co-wrote the measure.

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H/T to SondraK

With A Little Help From My Friends

A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure the smoking and beer-drinking habits he has picked up, a popular daily reported on Friday.

..."The beer and cigarettes were ruining him. He would pester passers-by for booze," the Komsomolskaya Pravda paper said.

Obtuse: Airport Security Makes Disabled 4 yr. Old Take Off Leg Brace

Did you hear about the Camden cop whose disabled son wasn't allowed to pass through airport security unless he took off his leg braces?

Unfortunately, it's no joke. This happened to Bob Thomas, a 53-year-old officer in Camden's emergency crime suppression team, who was flying to Orlando in March with his wife, Leona, and their son, Ryan.

Ryan was taking his first flight, to Walt Disney World, for his fourth birthday.

The boy is developmentally delayed, one of the effects of being born 16 weeks prematurely. His ankles are malformed and his legs have low muscle tone. In March he was just starting to walk.

There's more...

No. Rly.

Jennifer Garner Brought Dolphin to Orgasm

LOL

Even leftist Jon Stewart mocks Obama's teleprompting 6th graders.

Most Pathetic Photo Evah

No. Rly. PREsident Obama needs a teleprompter to talk to sixth graders. Seriously.

Here's President TOTUS the other day in Falls Church, VA speaking to a group of sixth graders. You would think this towering intellect could ad lib for five minutes for some kids, but you'd be wrong.

He really is pathetic.

In case you think this is a Photoshop gag, more of the photos are here.

Via here.

UPDATE via Ace: Apparently the teleprompter was set up for a presser held afterwards. Still I'm inclined to show as much charity to Obama as the left gave to Bush i.e. none. And even if it was for a presser, needing a teleprompter is still kind of embarrassing. We're talking about giving a prepared statement and answering a few questions here, not the Gettysburg Address.

Hat tip to JWF, Gateway Pundit, Hot Air, AoSHQ