Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Srsly, Why Would He Care About The Quake In Japan or Anything In The World?

Japan is suffering from a natural disaster that threatens to turn into an existential crisis. Colonel Q-ball has unleashed a blistering assault on pro-democracy rebel forces. Large swaths of the Middle East are in turmoil. The federal government is bleeding red ink, with absolutely no end in site. The economy sucks and is getting battered by skyrocketing commodity prices and a volatile oil market. Near-record numbers of Americans are leaving the work force. If the world isn’t quite on fire…it is at least approaching a slow burn.
But, what’s all that against a little MARCH MADNESS!
Barack Obama will take some time to fill out his bracket for the upcoming NCAA College Basketball tournament.

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