Take Out The Old and Bring In The New

HAPPY NEW YEAR

The Blaze

TOOT....

...And on a lighter note...

...why not distract yourself from the economic doom that is now upon us with this clip of Rep. Barney Frank letting out what sounded like a giant fart tonight while chatting with Rachel Maddow on MSNBC? As you'll see, his hips most definitely don't lie.

Hey Nineteen

It's our turn. again...

Hot Fun In The Summertime

Aw

My girlfriend Ginny gets taken to the movie theater to see “Fast Five”. After a preview for the Hangover 2, a trailer for a movie comes on. A trailer I made of her father and I where I ask her father for her hand in marriage.

Rightscoop

Honey, Don't Forget The Elmer's Glue

~shoot hoops~

h/t to SondraK

Hats, Hats Everywhere Hats

Absa-a-a-lutely faaaaaabulous hats of the royal wedding.

Was this the biggest fashion show on earth?

It may have been, judging by the demure, couture frocks and fabulous, over-the-top hats worn by the lucky ladies at the royal wedding ceremony this morning at Westminster Abbey.

Double Secret Comb-Over .. Pt. Deux

Shocking Truth Behind Donald Trump’s Hair Revealed?

My baldly-stated thesis: this could be evidence of a rarely-sighted, possibly unprecedented “double comb-over.” It looks as if a length of hair growing from the part on the left side of Trump’s pate has been combed left-to-right over the crown of his head, while a second length of hair, growing from the back of his head, has been combed back-to-front over the first length of hair. Salon-strength hair products likely play a role in the final construction of this lattice-like structure—which could also explain the “ship’s prow” look one sometimes sees in side views of Trump.

World's Smallest Political Quiz

It's all in fun....

French Open Wedgie

Venus Williams took the French Open stage dressed for a Paris production she hopes will run a full two weeks. Wearing a lacy black "Can-Can" corset with spaghetti straps and red trim.

~uh-oh~

Sum Ting Wong

A British woman has suddenly started speaking with a Chinese accent after suffering a severe migraine, she said in comments quoted by British media Tuesday.

Sarah Colwill believes she has Foreign Accent Syndrome (FAS) which has caused her distinctive West Country drawl to be replaced with a Chinese twang, even though she has never even visited the country.

...Colwill added: "The first few weeks of the accent was quite funny but to think I am stuck with this Chinese accent is getting me down. My voice has started to annoy me now. It is not my voice."

Ed Zachary Disease: A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid that there might be something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist, so she did.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose."

The woman did as she was told.

Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery reery fass back to me."

So she did.

Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, dat why you not
haf sex or dates." Confused, the woman asked, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what
is Ed Zachary disease?"

Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied, "Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

Work It

~click~

h/t to SondraK

Lesson In Marriage 101

Keep laughing

How To Complete A Census

~click~

H/T to SondraK

Best In Show

The elegant Scottish terrier overcame dog-eat-dog competition last night and wowed the crowd at Madison Square Garden to take Best in Show honors at the 134th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.

"She was perfect. I couldn't ask for anything else," said Sadie's handler, Gabriel Rangel.

Sadie entered the show as the No. 1 dog in the country but had to go snout to snout with the No. 2 ranked show dog, a hard-nosed Doberman named C.J., who won the working group and was backed by a large segment of dog lovers at the Garden.

Uh-Oh.....

UK Olympian Suffers Major Wardrobe Malfunction on Bobsled Track.

What Was I Saying..?

Hey youngins', be afraid. Be very afraid. Your time is coming.

@ SondraK

Saturday Morning Brain Therapy

The best kind....

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
The 11/3 Project
http://www.thedailyshow.com/
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Crisis

Wind Beneath My Wings

Mmm, Mmm, Mmm
A student with an “Obama” haircut at Wright Middle School in Madison, Wisconsin, listens to President Barack Obama speak as he visits the area, November 4, 2009.

H/T to SondraK

Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz

...."I'm starting to get a little pissed off".... (but don't take my 15 minutes away..from CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC)


~"Mom, give me a cup"~