Friday, January 16, 2009

Obama: It's About The Thrill Up Your Leg

So this is media bias at it's finest. It definitely cannot get any better worse than this with the grandeur and pomp of The One. It's kind of like...being forced to eat the food I most hate every single day, 24/7 , in the wee hours of the morning... since November 4, 2008. (I'm talking about the MSM. Not BHO) To the point of having that nauseating urge to hurl. People stop dead in their tracks to listen to The Messiah mutter, "uh, uh, er...uh...Let me be clear." And they listen intently in awe, fixed on the tv screens at Best Buy. And they applaud with joy and hope. Ever so gently, they pick up with loving hands, The Audacity of Hope, tenderly teary eyed reading the excerpt. Or People Magazine, Time, Newsweek, The L.A. Times, New York Times. Ahhhh yes. The media bias is so encouraging in keeping president-elect on top of the world. At a magnanimous level, honest. No, I don't hate the man. I just don't....whatever. But the mainstream media on the other hand. That's a whole 'nother story.

Here's just a tiny bit of Hopenchange.

Well, now MSNBC has gone above and beyond the call of duty in Obama glorification. According to Paul J. Gough of the Hollywood Reporter, that cable channel is making it possible for folks not satisfied to see the inauguration of The One on mere large screen televisions to watch the coronation on the biggest screens of them all in movie theaters around the country.

The channel is also planning to announce a partnership with Starbucks to simulcast its coverage in 650 of the company's stores.

Leading up to Inauguration, the channel will offer a number of Obama-related programs, according to a release: "Barack Obama’s most famous speeches to date, from his keynote address at the Democratic National Convention in 2004 through his election night victory speech in Grant Park; Barack Obama biography; Michelle Obama’s 2008 Democratic National Convention speech; a tour of the White House; and the history of Air Force One."

Obama now has his own channel on Dish Network.





It's A Twist On His Campaign Slogan "Yes, We Can!"





Pepsi Admits New Ad Campaign That Looks Like Obama's is For Obama.





In honor of our new president, the company has released Orange (You Glad for Change) Cola. The beverage "has a light citrus flavor that makes this cola one of a kind." The bottles also feature President Obama's photo.
















Ad nauseam. But hey. If it builds the economy and people spend. More power to ya.

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