In the words of Forrest Gump, "Are you stupid or something?"I was born and raised in the Hollywood area, not that that means anything. There are a ton of people who could care less about the Hollyweird scene. Me, I loved the glam and glitter of Hollywood. Oscar day was just as special to me as it was to the stars. One year we even had an Academy Award Party. It's an insanity thing. But that's what I loved doing. Until that is.....until September 11, 2001 and our country changed. Or was it just me? It seemed to me that some of those stars just got really stupid with their mindless blatherings. Deficient, brain-damaged chatter from celebrities on the Left in Hollywood.
Ashley Judd is just one more to chalk up as....mentally defective. Seriously.
Among the millions of people who are excited by the election of President Obama is Ashley Judd, as she demonstrated at the 40th birthday luncheon for NARAL Pro-Choice America at the Hilton Washington Tuesday.
After flubbing a few lines, Judd, who emceed the event, stopped and said, “I need to take a breath. I get so excited.”
After a brief slide show featuring Bush and other anti-abortion politicians, during which the crowd booed and hissed, Judd remarked, “It’s so nice to live in America again.”
NARAL President Nancy Keenan, whom Judd called the “Barbra Streisand of the pro-choice movement” because “she does it all," had the mostly female crowd cracking-up during her speech, as she showed a picture of the bathroom at NARAL’s headquarters, which sports a photo of President Bush signing anti-abortion legislation.
“Can you think of a better birthday gift?” Keenan questioned as the picture morphed into the new president and this year’s newly elected Democratic senators.
Andrea Peyser's 5 Worst Celebutards
A dull thinker such as Madonna becomes a self-appointed sage. Sean Penn boldly breaks bread with tyrants and enemies of his country, and vapid pop singer Sheryl Crow calls for rationing toilet paper to one sheet per sitting.
Celebutards have long been my obsession, as well as my curse. I can't fathom why intelligent people can't be bothered to vote, yet they well know the political ravings of a Michael Moore, and trust the World Trade Center conspiracy theories of a Rosie O'Donnell. With time and attention, these wackos only gain power and credibility. In an age when fabulousness is too often mistaken for gravitas, we must be vigilant. We must know the difference between philosophers and blowhards, between Soren Kierkegaard and Susan Sarandon. We must know our celebutards.
Here are five of my favorites. Chose your own!
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