Duck's Dork

You know.....sometimes you just have to let your hair down and have some fun. Everybody Wang Chung tonight. Even if John Kerry looks like an old man who just looks way too awkward, unable to fit in and let's face it....a Dork. You go. Check out the girl sipping her drink through a penis-shaped straw. They're just a wild n' crazy bunch.

Course Kerry's office came to his defense saying he was just passing through something or another.....uh-huh
They just need to chill, is all.

Kerry’s office demanded TMZ.com change the way it was posting the matter.

“The caption on this TMZ gossip website is completely erroneous and insulting, and it should be immediately corrected. As Sen. Kerry and two friends left dinner at the Straight Warf restaurant on Nantucket and walked down the dock, a large group on a boat recognized Senator Kerry and asked if they could have a photo taken. The group came off the boat and onto the dock, took a photo with Sen. Kerry and his friends, and then Sen. Kerry and his two friends immediately walked away. End of story,” said Kerry spokesperson David Wade.

Party on Garth

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